Entertainment

If your outgo exceeds your income, then your upkeep will be your downfall.

"I'm going to win," said Bette.

A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.

She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood-shot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's wrong with me, Doctor?"

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says,

"Well, I can tell you one thing . . . there's nothing wrong with your eyesight!"

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Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings everyone!

Growing up, most of us were probably told not to judge a book by its cover. Apparently that wisdom also applies to continents!

Now, I'm not talking about Australia, which from what I can see in videos is actually the world's largest escape room full of unlimited of creatures just waiting to kill you.

I am referring to Antarctica. On the surface it looks like it's a barren, frozen wasteland. However, this week's video share shows that, like senior citizens, there's a lot more going on under that white cap than it seems!

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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

After breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for John to comment on my first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls.

After several minutes with no reaction, I asked, "If I baked these commercially, how much do you think I could get for one of them?"

Without looking up from his newspaper John replied, "About 10 years."

Middle Age: When a broad mind and a narrow waist change places.

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

When the news anchor reported the headlines of the day, he was nattily attired in a crisp grey suit, but whenever he broadcast an opinion piece, he insisted on wearing his bathrobe on the air because ...

it was common terry.

~ Cynthia MacGregor

"Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom."

- Marcel Proust

1) Just one God.

2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.

3) No telling tales or gossipin'.

4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.

5) Put nothin' before God.

6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.

7) No killin'.

8) Watch yer mouth.

9) Don't take what ain't yers.

10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff’s.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

It was one of those weeks. It seems that every week of mine is "one of those weeks." Just when I think everything was looking fine, I discovered I was looking in the wrong direction. I should know better than thinking.

Several problems developed with my vehicle, and I had to take it to the garage. Fortunately, when I took it in, it wasn't as serious as I thought it would be. Of course, I was happy about that, and as I drove my vehicle home, I sang one of my happy songs.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.