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When the news anchor reported the headlines of the day, he was nattily attired in a crisp grey suit, but whenever he broadcast an opinion piece, he insisted on wearing his bathrobe on the air because ...

it was common terry.

~ Cynthia MacGregor

After breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for John to comment on my first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls.

After several minutes with no reaction, I asked, "If I baked these commercially, how much do you think I could get for one of them?"

Without looking up from his newspaper John replied, "About 10 years."

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Oh look, Chicken Thursday.

Just over 3 weeks ago, when we were all really distracted by another news story on January 6th, an event took place that demands Chicken Thursday attention. So today is the day.

Two chickens were reported to be harassing customers outside of a New Jersey McDonalds. They were even pecking at car tires in the parking lot!

While this was annoying for many, and probably scary for a few, can you really blame these birds for trying to rescue their kin or at least get some of their "nuggets" back? I mean, wouldn't you want someone to show up and make a fuss outside of the Soylent Green factory if you were inside? Maybe all they were doing was trying to get everyone to realize that, "Chicken Nuggets are chickens!"

It's not all bad news, though. Through my backchannel chicken contacts I have learned that these chickens both received pardons . . . .of sorts, as in, "Pardon me, would you pass the dipping sauce."

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~ Pastor Tim

A vacationer e-mailed a seaside hotel to ask its location.

"It's only a stone's throw away from the beach," he was told.

"But how will I recognize it?" asked the man.

The reply was, "It's the one with all the broken windows."

It's true that money talks ... mine just said, "Good-bye!"

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I told my suitcases that there will be no vacation this year.

Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage!

"No one is you, and that is your power."

- Dave Grohl

My friend's preparations for a visit from her children included a trip to the bank.

Waiting in line at the teller's window, she lamented to the middle-aged man behind her, "My children are in their 20s, and I'm still giving them money. When does it end?"

"I'm not sure I'm the one to ask," the man said while glancing uncomfortably at a paper in his hand, "I'm here to deposit a check from my mother."

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A old-time farmer finally decided to buy a TV.  The store assured him that they would install the antenna and TV the next day.

The next evening the farmer turned on his new TV and found only political ads on every channel.

The next morning he turned the TV on and found only political ads again.