I think most of the noise in this video is swearing in cat language. However, this cat clearly speaks a bit of English as it protests "I'm wet".
Issue # 3346
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Oh look, chicken Thursday! Yeah, I know it's Wednesday but if you knew how much I like that commercial you'd understand.
Speaking of days, do you remember what Sunday is? That's right, it's Mother's Day. Why not get a jump on getting her a really nice, sentimental, make mom feel like a million bucks recession friendly gift by sending her a Smilebox Mother's Day card
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Sometimes church signs state the obvious and other times they miss it at the same time. You'll see what I mean at:
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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Late at Walmart"
Charley, a new retiree greeter at Walmart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.
Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies. One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome."
"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."
''Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces.
What did they say if you came in late there?"
''They said, 'Good morning, General, can I get you coffee, sir?'''
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We all know that April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
Today's One-liner
"The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good ... spit it out."
Today's CleanQuote
"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." - Charles Caleb Colton
Today's Illustration - "Changing Times"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
While I was employed by a private corporation and assigned to the space-shuttle program, my job included ordering supplies.
One of the engineers asked me to get a new dictionary for him. The request form said, "State reason this item is needed," so I asked him why he wanted one.
I expected his answer would be "My old copy is lost" or "The cover is falling off." Instead he replied, "My edition defines spaceship as an 'imaginary aircraft.'"
He got his new dictionary.
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Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
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Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
