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Issue #3336

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Published: 14 January 2010


Issue # 3336

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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Smoke Detector Lesson"

One Sunday morning when my son, David, was about 5, we were attending a church in our community. It was common for the preacher to invite the children to the front of the church and have a small lesson before beginning the sermon. He would bring in an item they could find around the house and relate it to a teaching from the Bible.

This particular morning, the visual aid for his lesson was a smoke detector. He asked the children if anyone knew what it meant when an alarm sounded from the smoke detector.

My child immediately raised his hand and said, "It means Daddy's cooking dinner."

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Today's CleanQuote

"An apology is a good way to have the last word."


Today's Illustration - "Negotiation"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

My mother began getting calls from people who misdialed the similar number of a new computer repair business. Mom, who had had her number for years, asked the owner of the company to have the number changed. He refused. The calls kept coming day and night.

Finally, Mom began telling the people who called that the company had gone out of business. Within a week, the computer repair company voluntarily changed its number.


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Pastor Tim pastors at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia http://www.westsidefamily.org

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Last Updated: 13 July 2011

Airport Security

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Published: 07 January 2010

Airport security experts have turned to nature
to discover the next advance in flight pre-screening
once the public grows accustomed to full body scans.

 

Airport Security Scan Images

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

Goober Marksman

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Published: 07 January 2010
If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober

One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town. Everywhere he saw evidence of the most amazing shooting. On trees, on walls, and on fences there were numerous bull's-eyes with the bullet hole in dead center.

The FBI man asked one of the townsmen if he could meet the person responsible for this wonderful marksmanship. The man turned out to be the village goober.

"This is the best marksmanship I have ever seen," said the FBI man. "How in the world do you do it?"

"Nothing to it," said the goober.

"I shoot first and draw the circles afterward."
Last Updated: 13 July 2011

Dog Saves Boy From Cougar

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Published: 07 January 2010

You've got to admit that "dog saves boy from cougar" is a pretty amazing headline for an obviously wonderful feel good story.  Though I must say that "cougar saves dog from boy" would be pretty awesome too!

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

The Red Sparrows Aerobatic Flying

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Published: 06 January 2010

The Red Sparrows aerobatic stunt flying team is sure to entertain as their death defying tricks and stunts boggle your mind with wonderment about who would try to do such things. Perhaps only pilots and airplane enthusiasts really can say!

 

Last Updated: 13 July 2011
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