Cybersalt News

Today was a pretty productive day working on the new Cybersalt site.

First of all, I transferred over a couple of the old video pages to the FunBlog. To see these, check out the following three links for four great videos!
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/man-vs-bear-for-salmon
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/alien-song
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/caution-when-mopping

Secondly, I moved about 25 or so Funny Picture pages over to the new site as well.  To see them all this time, start at "Polar Bear Fridge" and then keep clicking the next button until you have that "Hey, I've seen this picture before feeling."
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/polar-bear-fridge

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Norma Findlay in Room 302

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Michael's Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?"

The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."

The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse."

After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone, "Oh, good news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr.Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday."

The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news."

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me anything!"

One-liner #0747

"While watching a marathon I saw one runner dressed as a chicken & another dressed as an egg . . . this could be interesting.:

Computer Synchronization

As a highly skilled computer technician, Joe was hired to synchronize the communication between the microchips in the various computers in a local network.

His new boss had left him instructions on a series of post-it notes. The slips of paper were so numerous and jumbled that they were confusing to Joe and his colleagues.

Finally, Joe decided to ignore his boss' instructions. He simply discarded the notes and successfully completed the task on his own.

Upon his return, Joe's boss asked him to describe the strategy that resulted in his success.

"That's easy," replied Joe. "Lose slips, sync chips!"

Quote #1200

"I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them."

It's in the Valleys We Grow

"It's in the Valleys We Grow"

Sometimes life seems hard to bear,
Full of sorrow, trouble and woe
It's then we have to remember
That it's in the valleys we grow.

If we always stayed on the mountain top
And never experienced pain,
We would never appreciate God's love
And would be living in vain.

We have so much to learn
And our growth is very slow,
Sometimes we need the mountain tops,
But it's in the valleys we grow.

We do not always understand
Why things happen as they do,
But I am very sure of one thing.
My Lord will see me through.

The little valleys are nothing
When we picture Christ on the cross
He went through the valley of death;
His victory was Satan's loss.

Forgive me Lord, for complaining
When I'm feeling so very low.
Just give me a gentle reminder
That it's in the valleys I grow.

Continue to strengthen me, Lord
And use my life each day
To share your love with others
And help them find their way.

Thank you for the valleys, Lord
For this one thing I know
The mountain tops are glorious
But it's in the valleys I grow!

- Unknown