Issue #3785


Cybersalt News

There is a new video in the FunBlog today.  If you enjoyed Jeanne Robertson's "Bungee Jumping in Nanaimo", you'll enjoy her "Don't Go Rafting Without A Baptist In The Boat" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/dont-go-rafting-without-a-baptist-in-the-boat

There are also more funny pictures moved to the new Cybersalt site.  The first one is "Polar Bear Wake Up" and then just click next to find the rest.
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/polar-bear-wake-up

Finally, thanks to everyone who pointed out that yesterday's illustration, "The Room" was credited to the wrong author.  It was in fact written by Josh Harris.

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.


Here is today's CleanLaugh

Thrown Off Horse

I had a near death experience that has changed me forever.   The other day, I went horseback riding.  Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but I was thrown off.   Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot got caught up in the stirrup.  When this happened, I fell head first to the ground.  My head continued to bounce harder and harder, and the horse just wouldn't stop or slow down.   Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager saved the day and unplugged the ride. 

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0758

"All this talk about death by chocolate, yet chocolate still roams free."


Here is today's CleanPun

Night Watchmen

Night watchmen never work a day in their lives.


Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1211

"Society will ignore almost any form of public behavior except getting in the express line with two extra items."


Here is today's Illustration

The Power of Your Words

A group of frogs were hopping contentedly through the woods, going about their froggy business, when two of them fell into a deep pit. All of the other frogs gathered around the pit to see what could be done to help their companions.

When they saw how deep the pit was, the rest of the dismayed group agreed that it was hopeless and told the two frogs in the pit that they should prepare themselves for their fate, because they were as good as dead.

Unwilling to accept this terrible fate, the two frogs began to jump with all of their might. Some of the frogs shouted into the pit that it was hopeless, and that the two frogs wouldn't be in that situation if they had been more careful, more obedient to the froggy rules, and more responsible.

The other frogs continued sorrowfully shouting that they should save their energy and give up, since they were already as good as dead. The two frogs continued jumping as hard as they could, and after several hours of desperate effort were quite weary.

Finally, one of the frogs took heed to the calls of his fellows. Spent and disheartened, he quietly resolved himself to his fate, lay down at the bottom of the pit, and died as the others looked on in helpless grief.

The other frog continued to jump with every ounce of energy he had, although his body was wracked with pain and he was completely exhausted. His companions began anew, yelling for him to accept his fate, stop the pain and just die. The weary frog jumped harder and harder and -- wonder of wonders!
Finally leapt so high that he sprang from the pit.

Amazed, the other frogs celebrated his miraculous freedom and then gathering around him asked, "Why did you continue jumping when we told you it was impossible?"

Reading their lips, the astonished frog explained to them that he was deaf, and that when he saw their gestures and shouting, he thought they were cheering him on. What he had perceived as encouragement inspired him to try harder and to succeed against all odds.

This simple story contains a powerful lesson.

"There is life and death in the power of the tongue."

Your encouraging words can lift someone up and help them make it through the day. Your destructive words can cause deep wounds; they may be the weapons that destroy someone's desire to continue trying.

Speak life to (and about) those who cross your path. There is enormous power in words. If you have words of kindness, praise or encouragement -- speak them now to, and about, others. Listen to your heart and respond.

Someone, somewhere, is waiting for your words.


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