Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim slinks quietly back into your inbox . . . .

I thought I better send out a mailing since so many have been e-mailing me and wondering if I am OK or occupied with performing community service after being convicted of some fashion faux-pas.  All is well, so let not your hearts be troubled; I've just been busy with a pretty full plate that I am trying to keep spinning aling with all the other important things - like personal hygeine.

I have been adding things to the Cybersalt Sites from time to time (as those of you who follow via my social media posts).  If you'd like to catch up on some of those things check out the following links:

Some updated funny car pictures:
www.cybersalt.org/entertainment/funny-car-pictures

Some FunBlog entries:
www.cybersalt.org/entertainment/funblog

Video of a rare thunderstorm at Cybersalt World Headquarters:
www.cybersalt.org/cybersalt-news/cybersalt-news-july-15-2012

If you aren't already following Cybersalt on your favorite social media channel here are some links to make that happen:

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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

Shoe Cover-Up

One day a man drove his secretary home after she fell quite ill at work. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous easily.

Later, that night the man and his wife were driving to a restaurant.

Suddenly he looked down and spotted a high-heel shoe half hidden under the passenger seat. Not wanting to be conspicuous, he waited until his wife was looking out her window before he scooped up the shoe and tossed it out of the car. With a sigh of relief, he pulled into the restaurant parking lot. That's when he noticed his wife squirming around in her seat.

"Honey," she asked, "have you seen my other shoe?"

One-liner #0858

Anyone who says an onion is the only vegetable that will make you cry has never been hit in the face with a pumpkin.

Perching Parrots

Two Parrots are on a perch.

One says: "Can you smell fish?"

Quote #1307

‎"I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is."
- Albert Camus

Obituary - Someone Else

"Obituary - Someone Else"

Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our most valued members, Someone Else.

Someone's passing creates a vacancy that will be difficult to fill. Else has been with us for many years and for every one of those years, Someone did far more than a normal person's share of the work.

Whenever there was a job to do, a class to teach, or a meeting to attend, one name was on everyone's list, "Let Someone Else do it." Whenever leadership was mentioned, this wonderful person was looked to for inspiration as well as results; "Someone Else can work with that group."

It was common knowledge that Someone Else was among the most liberal givers in our church. Whenever there was a financial need, everyone just assumed Someone Else would make up the difference.

Someone Else was a wonderful person; sometimes appearing superhuman. Were the truth known, everybody expected too much of Someone Else. Now Someone Else is gone! We wonder what we are going to do.

Someone Else left a wonderful example to follow, but who is going to follow it? Who is going to do the things Someone Else did? When you are asked to help this year, remember - we can't depend on Someone Else anymore.

- Author Unknown