Cybersalt News

So far this year I have added only 4 new Funny Cat pictures to the Cybersalt site.  Today I more than doubled that by adding 5.  As usual, the newest ones are at the top of the list at:
www.cybersalt.org/entertainment/funny-cat-pictures

With interest I have been following the story about teenage actor Angus T. Jones of the comedy "Two and a Half Men" becoming a Christian and his dilemma about being under contract to continue on in the show that is so morally contrary to his new beliefs.  What are your thoughts? Head on over to the Cybersalt FaceBook fan page and post them there.
www.facebook.com/cybersaltsite

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Translation Please

A French guest, staying in a American hotel called room service for some pepper.

"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.

"Toilette pepper!

One-liner #0891

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Hiding From Exercise

I’ve been hiding from exercise: I’m in the fitness protection program.

Quote #1339

"Racism isn't learned, it's taught. I have a 2 year old son, know what he hates? Naps. End of list."
- Denis Leary.

A Different Type Of Prayer

A Different Type Of Prayer

Heavenly Father,

Help us remember, that the jerk who cut us off in traffic last night, is a single mother, who worked nine hours that day and was rushing home to cook dinner, help with homework, do the laundry and spend a few precious moments with her children.

Help us to remember, that the pierced, tattooed, disinterested young man who can't make change correctly is a worried 19-year-old college student, balancing his apprehension over final exams with his fear of not getting his student loans for next semester.

Remind us, Lord, that the scary looking bum, begging for money in the same spot every day, is a slave to addictions that we can only imagine in our worst nightmares.

Help us to remember, that the old couple walking annoyingly slow through the store aisles and blocking our shopping progress are savoring this moment, knowing that, based on the biopsy report she got back last week, this will be the last year that they go shopping together.

Help us to remember that those in our country that do not speak 'our' language may be able to speak the language of love, if we would be patient, and understand that they feel alone, and out of place, and are looking for a new beginning from a place of poverty, persecution, and hopelessness to a place of security, freedom, and a promise for a future.

Heavenly Father, remind us each day that, of all the gifts you give us, the greatest gift is love. It is not enough to share that love with those we hold dear. Open our hearts, not just to those who are close to us, but to all humanity.

Let us be slow to judgment and quick to forgiveness and patience and empathy and love.