Cybersalt News

There is a new funny dog picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Comb Over Dog" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/comb-over-dog

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Young Man's Disorder

A young man was visiting a psychiatrist, hoping to cure his eating and sleeping disorder.

"Every thought I have turns to my mother," he told the psychiatrist.

"As soon as I fall asleep and begin to dream, everyone in my dream turns into my mother. I wake up so upset that all I can do is go downstairs and eat a piece of toast."

The psychiatrist replied, "What, just one piece of toast for a big boy like you?"

One-liner #0893

Onion Jokes: I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.

Socretes' Dough

Socrates kept his dough yeast-free until inspection because the unexamined loaf is not worth leaven.

Quote #1341

‎"Worship is man's full reason for existence. Worship is why we are born and why we are born again."
- A.W. Tozer

Five Year Old Speaks

A five-year old boy had never spoken a single word.

One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, "Soup's cold."

His astonished mother exclaimed, "Son, I've waited so long to hear you speak. But all these years you never said a thing. Why haven't you spoken before?"

The boy looked at her and replied, "Until now, everything's been great."