Issue #3911

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Cybersalt News

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday!

There is one new funny picture page on the Cybersalt site today. Happy birthday, Karl!
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/happy-birthday-karl

Mrs. Cybersalt and I are just over 2 months away from being grandparents. Our daughter Alyssa is going to have a home birth and depending on the timing of it we may be there to watch it. I can't say I'm entirely comfortable with the idea of being in the same living room while everything happens, but on the plus side at least there will be a pool I can soak my feet in while I wait.

If you want to catch up on her latest entries from her awesome and often hilarious "Moving with God" blog, they are featured on the Cybersalt site at:
www.cybersalt.org/blogs/moving-with-god

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Here is today's CleanLaugh

Beauty Cosmetics

picture of a makeup kit Todd's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Todd replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Todd interrupted.

"I haven't added them up yet."

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0892

Picture of two hands On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Here is today's CleanPun

Wimbledon Arrival

A picture of Sean Connery What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1340

dietrich-bonhoeffer "The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its children."
- Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Here is today's Illustration

Finding Good Help

picture of a drummer As a nightclub owner, I hired a pianist and a drummer to entertain my customers. After several performances, I discovered that the drummer had walked away with some of my valuables. I notified the police and he was arrested.

Desperate for another drummer, I called a friend who knew some musicians. "What happened to the drummer you had?" he asked me.

"I had him arrested," I replied. We said good-bye and hung up.

A few minutes later my friend called back and asked, "How badly did he play?"

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3911 - November 29, 2012