Cybersalt News

Today I am eating a big old humble sandwich with MAYAN-aise on it.  It turns out that all this time I have been using a picture of the Aztec calendar when referring to the Mayan calendar.  I want to thank list members Jo Branson and Walter "I'm not on Facebook" McLauren for being so kind and gentle about pointing this fact out.  Other people get pretty upset about such mistakes.  To them I say, "Chill out - it's not the end of the world!"

BTW, what's the difference between the Mayan and Aztec Calendars?  You can see for yourself at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/mayan-calendar-correction

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

It Sure Is

An elderly couple was just settling in to bed one night when the phone rang.

The husband got out of bed and went into the living room (parlor) to answer the phone.

His wife could hear him say, "Hello?" Then he said, "Sure is." He hung up the receiver (remember those) and went back to bed.

A minute later the phone rang again. The husband got out of bed and went into the other room and his wife could hear him say, "Hello?" again and then he said, "Sure is." again. He hung up the receiver and went back to bed.

The wife asked who it was. The man said he didn't know.

A minute later the phone rang again. The husband got out of bed and went into the other room and his wife could hear him say, "Hello?" Then he said, "Sure is." He hung up the receiver and went back to bed.

The wife asked again about the caller. The man said he didn't know who it was.

The wife then asked, "Well, what did the person say?

He said, "It's odd, a woman just keeps saying, "Long distance from Chicago."

One-liner #0903

"The Mayan calendar predicts that December 21, 2012 will be the most annoying day on Facebook ever,"

Went To A Movie

I went to a movie . . . there and back again: This is becoming Hobbit-forming.

Quote #1351

"There are those who hate Christianity and call their hatred an all-embracing love for all religions."
G.K. Chesterton

First Impressions

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "He's the pizza delivery guy."