*Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car*
10. Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags.
9. The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill.
8. The hi-tech stereo system often requires a new needle.
7. The rear-view mirror says, "Objects in Mirror Are Better Than This Piece of Junk."
6. The odometer on the dashboard is not as sophisticated as the everyday abacus.
5. Traffic Watch warns other drivers what highway you're taking.
4. The sticker on the windshield says, "Batteries Not Included."
3. You fill up the tank with Unleaded Coals.
2. You can only go to restaurants that offer Valet Pushing.
1. When you approach hitchhikers, they put their thumbs down.
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden.
"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute - I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date."
I tried to call you the other day from a pay phone, but I put in my donor card instead of my calling card.
"Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere."
My friend Julie and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant.
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
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