Monthly Archive

October 2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 31 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
396

Cybersalt News - October 29, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are back from our trip back East to visit with our daughter and her family, attend our nephew's wedding and then spend time with my mom, dad, and e... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
526

Quote #2216

I cannot do all the good that the world needs. But the world needs all the good that I can do. - Jana Stanfield... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
770

One-Liner #1781

I recently bought a toilet brush .... Long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2159

Auto Accidents

Most auto accidents are caused by mechanical faults - like the loose nut behind the steering wheel.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1818

Waiting For Heaven

When Sara was 6, her new puppy became seriously ill, and the vet didn't know if he could save it. I felt very bad for Sara, because this was her first pet and it had been a Christmas gift, so I said ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4992

Stone's Throw

A vacationer e-mailed a seaside hotel to ask its location. "It's only a stone's throw away from the beach," he was told. "But how will I recognize it?" asked the man. Back came the reply: "It's the... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
840

Do I Need a New Mask for Halloween?

The older I get, the less patience I have for holidays. I certainly am not a holiday guru in any sense of the word. When I was younger, my favorite holiday was Christmas because of all the presents I... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
398

Cybersalt News - October 19, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are away for a week, attending my nephew's wedding back East, so you may not hear back from us until the 29th. Today's video share is a satisfying ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
864

Where Did The Summer Go?

This past week started out as the best week of the whole year. At least, I thought so at the time. I finished my book manuscript and sent it to the publisher. I caught up with some other projects tha... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
376

One-Liner #1780

I hate it when I see some old person and then realize we went to high school together.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
391

Quote #2215

"I don't trust anyone who's nice to me but rude to the waiter. Because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position." - Muhammad Ali read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3614

Roast Woes

The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked. "Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2260

Biology Seminars

The marine biology seminars weren't for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1774

Child's Play

When my wife quit work to take care of our new baby daughter, countless hours of peek-a-boo and other games slowly took their toll. One evening she smacked her bare toes on the corner of a dresser an... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
419

How Many Coughs is Enough For One Day

This past week started rather rough. At least rougher than others. It started with a cough. A cough is not that serious if it's just one cough or maybe two. But it is not good when it is one cough af... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
395

Cybersalt News - October 8, 2023

Sunday greetings and Happy Thanksgiving from Canada! As promised, I have cut back on watching medical videos and have a video share for you today. I was amazed to see the craftsmanship that went into... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5664

Turkey Was Made To Be Guest At Our Thanksgiving Table

I survived another Thanksgiving with all the trimmings. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has outdone herself once again with our Thanksgiving dinner. I still do not know how she accomplishes thi... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
427

One-Liner #1779

My wife tells me I can be an idiot sometimes; I think it's pretty cool of her to give me permission like that...... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4423

12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burned the Turkey

1. Salmonella won't be a concern. 2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened. 3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year. 4. Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfou read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4411

Butler Greeting

Lady of the house: "I want you to stand at the front door and call the guests' names as they arrive." Butler: "Very well, madam. I've been wanting to do that for years."... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2853

Be Thankful

Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be to look forward to? Be thankful when you don't know something, for it gives you the opportunity to learn... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
422

Quote #2214

“To speak gratitude is courteous and pleasant, to enact gratitude is generous and noble, but to live gratitude is to touch Heaven.” - Johannes A. Gaertner... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
365

Cybersalt News - October 5, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I went for a nice walk with Grandma Cybersalt yesterday, just as a fog was rolling in off the Salish Sea. I took this picture later on as it was rolling out at sunset. Afte... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3345

Tiny Colonel

A guy walked into a tavern and sat down on a barstool. He ordered a beer and a shot glass of whiskey. The bartender was surprised to see him place the shot glass into the pocket of his overcoat. The m... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
689

What’s the Harm with a Little Treat?

The last month has been crazy for me and The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. Every month has its crazy element, but this past month beats them all. First, my main computer crashed, and I lost a l... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1943

Dog's Life Complaint

A woman told a marriage counselor that her husband's complaint that he leads a dog's life is probably well founded. "He comes in the house with muddy feet," she said, "tracks across my clean floors, ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5061

Thanks Mom

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol.  He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.  I was not so pleased. I t... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
15131

Broom Pun

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom and the other the groom broom. The ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
412

Quote #2213

"Tools are tools, but work is wisdom." - Unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
446

One-Liner #1778

Education is important, but good ice cream is importanter.... read more..

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