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Sunday greetings and Happy Thanksgiving from Canada!
As promised, I have cut back on watching medical videos and have a video share for you today. I was amazed to see the craftsmanship that went into painting with gold and inlaying mother-of-pearly on this pillow. I can't imagine every actually using such a beautiful piece! That's why you will only see corduroy marks on my face after a good Sunday nap!
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Enjoy the rest of today's digest!
~ Pastor Tim
12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burned the Turkey
1. Salmonella won't be a concern.
2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.
3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year.
4. Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound appreciation.
5. Pets won't bother to pester you for scraps.
6. No one will overeat.
7. The smoke alarm was due for a test.
8. Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.
9. You'll get to the desserts even quicker.
10. After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.
11. The less turkey Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.
12. You won't have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.
One-Liner #1779
My wife tells me I can be an idiot sometimes; I think it's pretty cool of her to give me permission like that...
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Refugees and
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Butler Greeting
Lady of the house: "I want you to stand at the front door and call the guests' names as they arrive."
Butler: "Very well, madam. I've been wanting to do that for years."
Quote #2214
“To speak gratitude is courteous and pleasant, to enact gratitude is generous and noble, but to live gratitude is to touch Heaven.”
- Johannes A. Gaertner
Be Thankful
Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be to look forward to?
Be thankful when you don't know something, for it gives you the opportunity to learn.
Be thankful for the difficult times. During those times you grow.
Be thankful for your limitations, because they give you opportunities for improvement.
Be thankful for each new challenge, because it will build your strength and character.
Be thankful for your mistakes. They will teach you valuable lessons.
Be thankful when you're tired and weary, because it means you've made a difference.
It's easy to be thankful for the good things. A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are also thankful for the setbacks. Gratitude can turn a negative into a positive. Find a way to be thankful for your troubles, and they can become your blessings.
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Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
Turkey Was Made To Be Guest At Our Thanksgiving Table
I survived another Thanksgiving with all the trimmings. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has outdone herself once again with our Thanksgiving dinner. I still do not know how she accomplishes this feat. Each year her dinner is more fabulous than the last.
Some one, and no names will be divulged here, suggested the reason each Thanksgiving dinner is better than the previous year’s, has a lot to do with my memory. This “nameless” person opined that my memory was so bad if I was served a sliced turkey sandwich I would have the same opinion.
You would think a person would take a compliment where they could find it in this compliment-challenged-era.
Regardless of the sentiments flying around our home, I still believe this Thanksgiving dinner was . . .
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