Monthly Archive

June 2023

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4834 - June 29, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4834 - June 29, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I have ordered a new desktop computer for Cybersalt World Headquarters: the first new one since May of 2013. I d... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 29, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
972
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Cybersalt News - June 29, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have ordered a new desktop computer for Cybersalt World Headquarters: the first new one since May of 2013. I do a lot of training videos and some live streams for my YouT... read more..
Invisible Man First
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Invisible Man First

"If I could be invisible the first thing I would do is fly to Paris and find a mime performing on the street and beat the daylights out of him - the round of applause he would get would be amazin read more..
What a Wacky World We Live In
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1386
4 min read

What a Wacky World We Live In

I like the old saying, “Just when you think it can’t get any worse, it does.” This is the kind of world we live in today, and I’m still not adjusted to this sort of thing. I’m not sure I will ever ad... read more..
Workplace Insanity
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Workplace Insanity

How to keep a healthy level of insanity in the workplace =============================== 1.  Page yourself over the intercom.  (don't disguise your voice) 2.  Ask people to call you "... read more..
Aussie Network
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Aussie Network

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.... read more..
Wisdom
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Wisdom

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, th... read more..
Quote #2189
Quotes
Susan Davis
1105
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Quote #2189

Sometimes we miss savoring a worthy moment because we are too busy trying to plan a perfect one. - unknown... read more..
One-Liner #1754
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1754

I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up, or is there a number to call?... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4833 - June 25, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
87
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4833 - June 25, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! I was driving home from a men's gathering last evening (after enjoying a barbeque and making bows and arrows wi... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 25, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
999
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 25, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! I was driving home from a men's gathering last evening (after enjoying a barbeque and making bows and arrows with my son-in-law, Josh) when I started to hear a rattle from... read more..
I’m So Poor I Can’t Pay Attention
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1396
4 min read

I’m So Poor I Can’t Pay Attention

Occasionally I go to my computer and search for the wealthiest preachers in America. I am curious to know who came up with this idea, but I check it out occasionally to see who they are. As often as ... read more..
Quote #2188
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2188

"Divine deliverance does not always mean an escape from trouble: it sometimes means finding God in trouble." John Stott read more..
One-Liner #1753
One-liners
Susan Davis
1105
<1min

One-Liner #1753

To avoid straining your eyes when you're continuously working, follow the 20-20-20 rule; after 20 minutes of work, look at something 20 feet away, then spend 20 years in the forest. @macabredarklingw... read more..
Bulletin Humor
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7950
2 min read

Bulletin Humor

I hope the bulletin in your church is more accurate than these ones! 1.  Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help. 2.  Thursday night - Potluck supper.  Prayer and medication t... read more..
Braille Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Braille Pun

I took a friend of mine who is visually impaired to church with me this morning. Several of the children in the congregation were fascinated with her Braille Bible. One of the adults came over to see... read more..
Weddings
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Weddings

A little boy sat through a Sunday School class and learned about the time Jesus went to a wedding and changed the water into wine. "And what did you learn from that story?" asked his father afterward... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4832 - June 22, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
93
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4832 - June 22, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! With the summer solstice occurring yesterday, today will be shorter (daylight-wise) than yesterday. Grandma Cybe... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 22, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - June 22, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! With the summer solstice occurring yesterday, today will be shorter (daylight-wise) than yesterday. Grandma Cybersalt mentioned to me that she does not look forward to the ... read more..
Elderly Proposal
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3391
1 min read

Elderly Proposal

There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper ... read more..
The Great Divide between Brain and Tongue
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1418
4 min read

The Great Divide between Brain and Tongue

As my Uncle Fred used to say, "One of the great benefits of getting old is that you know everything." If you had ever met Uncle Fred, you would easily conclude that he certainly wasn’t getting old. ... read more..
Quote #2187
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2187

You cannot see your reflection in boiling water. Similarly, you cannot see the truth in a state of anger. When the water calms, clarity comes. - unknown... read more..
Boris, Bill, & Bill
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6788
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Boris, Bill, & Bill

A throw-back joke to the late '90s when everyone was concerned about the year 2000 and what might happen to all the computers as one century ended and a new one began. Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and... read more..
Archeologist Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Archeologist Pun

Archeologist: A man whose career lies in ruins.... read more..
Friendship
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3425
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Friendship

You gave me words of kindness tied with a ribbon of gold, hearing them was important to heal my heart and soul. Your gift of words made a difference when I was down and blue, questioning why I bother... read more..
One-Liner #1752
One-liners
Susan Davis
1156
<1min

One-Liner #1752

If you see a toilet in your dreams, DO NOT USE IT!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4831 - June 18, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
86
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4831 - June 18, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone - and happy Father's Day to those who are celebrating! There was no mailing last Chicken Thursday as Grandma Cyb... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 18, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - June 18, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone - and happy Father's Day to those who are celebrating! There was no mailing last Chicken Thursday as Grandma Cybersalt and I were spending the last night of trip back east ... read more..
Quote #2186
Quotes
Susan Davis
1071
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Quote #2186

"Dad hugs are strong hugs that can say so many things, like 'I've got you. I'm always right here. And I'll always love you.'" - Melvina Young read more..
One-liner #1751
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1751

Chickens: The pet that poops breakfast!... read more..
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