Monthly Archive

February 2019

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Quote #1802
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1802

"Prayer: The world's greatest wireless connection." - Unknown read more..
One-liner #1360
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1360

Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4430 - February 28, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
82
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4430 - February 28, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I just noticed that last week I only said, "Oh look, Thursday!" Oops! I must have been tired. Speaking of tired, be sure to get a good sleep tonight - tomor read more..
Introducing Manners
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1779
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Introducing Manners

New to town, I was eager to meet people and make friends. So one day I struck up a conversation with the only other woman in the gym. Pointing to two men playing racquetball in a nearby court, I said... read more..
Doctor's Writing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4792
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Doctor's Writing

Did you hear about the doctor who wrote out a prescription in the usual doctor's fashion? The patient used it for two years as a railroad pass. Twice it got him into Radio City Music Hall, and once ... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 28, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 28, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I just noticed that last week I only said, "Oh look, Thursday!" Oops! I must have been tired. Speaking of tired, be sure to get a good sleep tonight - tomorrow we all start... read more..
Transplant Prices
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4296
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Transplant Prices

In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news," ... read more..
Quote #1801
Quotes
Susan Davis
1956
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Quote #1801

"You are never too old to set another goal or dream a new dream." - C. S. Lewis read more..
Traffic Calming
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2109
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Traffic Calming

I have an irrational fear of speed bumps but, I’m slowly getting over it.... read more..
One-liner #1359
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1359

I always wanted to be a procrastinator!... read more..
Is Time a Friend or an Enemy?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2075
4 min read

Is Time a Friend or an Enemy?

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were locked in a hopeless Mexican standoff. She was effectively arguing her side of the issue and I was, well, let's say I was not agreeing. I will not say... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4429 - February 24, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4429 - February 24, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! When it comes to "discussions" with his wife, Rev. James Snyder wishes time was on his side. You can read "Is Time a Friend or an Enemy?" at:www.cybersalt.o read more..
Cybersalt News - February 24, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 24, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! When it comes to "discussions" with his wife, Rev. James Snyder wishes time was on his side. You can read "Is Time a Friend or an Enemy?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/i... read more..
Who Am I?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9495
2 min read

Who Am I?

Years ago, when our daughters were very young, we'd drop them off at our church's children's chapel on Sundays before the eleven o'clock service. One Sunday, just as I was about to open the door to t... read more..
X-Ray Innocence
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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X-Ray Innocence

A young girl of 4 was told she needed an X-ray after an accident. Her mother tried to calm her down, but she was still nervous when the time came for the X-Ray. When she came out of the X-ray room, ho... read more..
Quote #1800
Quotes
Susan Davis
4000
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Quote #1800

"Wedding vows are not a declaration of present love but a mutually binding promise of future love." - Tim Keller read more..
Diet Interview
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1994
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Diet Interview

Conflict Resolution: Always ask angry vegans what their beef is.... read more..
One-liner #1358
One-liners
Susan Davis
1854
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One-liner #1358

I keep telling myself that I am a pathological liar, but I am not sure if I believe it.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4428 - February 21, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
91
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4428 - February 21, 2019

  Issue #4428                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor read more..
Cybersalt News - February 21, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 21, 2019

Oh look, Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Two Wishes Granted
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4520
2 min read

Two Wishes Granted

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and tu... read more..
First Impressions Boss
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1780
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First Impressions Boss

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. Th... read more..
Quote #1799
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1799

"Be much in secret prayer. Converse less with man, and more with God." - George Whitefield read more..
Played Down
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1830
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Played Down

So, you bought a deck of giant novelty playing cards. Big deal!... read more..
One-liner #1357
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1357

I have a twin brother - he's identical, but I am not.... read more..
Visiting Friends
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Visiting Friends

Hush-A-Bye Buddy (Modified from Rock-A-Bye Baby) Hush-A-Bye BuddyIn our guest roomIt's been three weeks now --Are you leaving us soon?We'll all miss your snoringAnd carrying on,But please--Won't you... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4427 - February 17, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
80
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4427 - February 17, 2019

  Issue #4427                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder thinks the world needs mor read more..
Cybersalt News - February 17, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1137
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 17, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder thinks the world needs more of his friend Tom. You can read "I Miss My Good Friend, Tom Foolery" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/i-miss-my-good-friend-to... read more..
I Miss My Good Friend, Tom Foolery
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1825
4 min read

I Miss My Good Friend, Tom Foolery

This past week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were having a conversation. Of course, it was more like a monologue, but you know how that works. We were thinking back over the years of o... read more..
Wedding Cake Verse
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4717
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Wedding Cake Verse

A couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked the bakery to inscribe the wedding cake with "1 John 4:18" which reads, "There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear." The baker... read more..
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