Issue #4427
Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone!
Rev. James Snyder thinks the world needs more of his friend Tom. You can read "I Miss My Good Friend, Tom Foolery" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/i-miss-my-good-friend-tom-foolery
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Wedding Cake Verse
A couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked the bakery to inscribe the wedding cake with "1 John 4:18" which reads,
"There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear."
The bakery evidently lost, smudged or otherwise misread the noted reference, and beautifully inscribed on the cake John 4:18 ...
"For you have had five husbands, and the man you have now is not your husband."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1356
I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.
Today's Clean Pun
Pulpit Grammar
A little primer for homiletics: I heard you say you speak good. I know you meant well.
Today's Quote
Quote #1798
"If we don't teach our children to follow Christ, the world will teach them not to."
- Unknown
Today's Illustration
Aging
Unfortunately, getting a new passport required a new photo. As I handed my ten-year-old passport and the new picture to the clerk, I sighed.
"I like the original better," I told her.
"Trust me," she said. "Ten years from now, you'll like this one."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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