Issue #4428
Cybersalt News
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Visiting Friends
Hush-A-Bye Buddy
(Modified from Rock-A-Bye Baby)
Hush-A-Bye Buddy
In our guest room
It's been three weeks now --
Are you leaving us soon?
We'll all miss your snoring
And carrying on,
But please--
Won't you go back
To Boca Raton?
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1357
I have a twin brother - he's identical, but I am not.
Today's Clean Pun
Played Down
So, you bought a deck of giant novelty playing cards. Big deal!
Today's Quote
Quote #1799
"Be much in secret prayer. Converse less with man, and more with God."
- George Whitefield
Today's Illustration
First Impressions Boss
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200.00 a week. Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "He's the pizza delivery guy."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.