February 2019 - Monthly Archive

28 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1960

<1min

Quote #1802

"Prayer: The world's greatest wireless connection." - Unknown read more..

28 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1718

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One-liner #1360

Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4430 - February 28, 2019

28 Feb

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

35

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4430 - February 28, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I just noticed that last week I only said, "Oh look, Thursday!" Oops! I must have been tired. Speaking of tired, be sure to get a good sleep tonight - tomor read more..

27 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1718

<1min

Introducing Manners

New to town, I was eager to meet people and make friends. So one day I struck up a conversation with the only other woman in the gym. Pointing to two men playing racquetball in a nearby court, I said... read more..

27 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4736

<1min

Doctor's Writing

Did you hear about the doctor who wrote out a prescription in the usual doctor's fashion? The patient used it for two years as a railroad pass. Twice it got him into Radio City Music Hall, and once ... read more..

27 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1144

<1min

Cybersalt News - February 28, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I just noticed that last week I only said, "Oh look, Thursday!" Oops! I must have been tired. Speaking of tired, be sure to get a good sleep tonight - tomorrow we all start... read more..

27 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4228

<1min

Transplant Prices

In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news," ... read more..

25 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1910

<1min

Quote #1801

"You are never too old to set another goal or dream a new dream." - C. S. Lewis read more..

25 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

2031

<1min

Traffic Calming

I have an irrational fear of speed bumps but, I’m slowly getting over it.... read more..

25 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1687

<1min

One-liner #1359

I always wanted to be a procrastinator!... read more..

24 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1976

4 min read

Is Time a Friend or an Enemy?

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were locked in a hopeless Mexican standoff. She was effectively arguing her side of the issue and I was, well, let's say I was not agreeing. I will not say... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4429 - February 24, 2019

24 Feb

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

38

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4429 - February 24, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! When it comes to "discussions" with his wife, Rev. James Snyder wishes time was on his side. You can read "Is Time a Friend or an Enemy?" at:www.cybersalt.o read more..

24 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1098

<1min

Cybersalt News - February 24, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! When it comes to "discussions" with his wife, Rev. James Snyder wishes time was on his side. You can read "Is Time a Friend or an Enemy?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/i... read more..

23 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

9402

2 min read

Who Am I?

Years ago, when our daughters were very young, we'd drop them off at our church's children's chapel on Sundays before the eleven o'clock service. One Sunday, just as I was about to open the door to t... read more..

23 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1783

<1min

X-Ray Innocence

A young girl of 4 was told she needed an X-ray after an accident. Her mother tried to calm her down, but she was still nervous when the time came for the X-Ray. When she came out of the X-ray room, ho... read more..

22 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

3943

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Quote #1800

"Wedding vows are not a declaration of present love but a mutually binding promise of future love." - Tim Keller read more..

21 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1906

<1min

Diet Interview

Conflict Resolution: Always ask angry vegans what their beef is.... read more..

21 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1810

<1min

One-liner #1358

I keep telling myself that I am a pathological liar, but I am not sure if I believe it.... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4428 - February 21, 2019

21 Feb

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

48

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4428 - February 21, 2019

Issue #4428 Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor read more..

21 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1097

<1min

Cybersalt News - February 21, 2019

Oh look, Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

20 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4458

2 min read

Two Wishes Granted

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and tu... read more..

18 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1696

<1min

First Impressions Boss

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. Th... read more..

18 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

2463

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Quote #1799

"Be much in secret prayer. Converse less with man, and more with God." - George Whitefield read more..

18 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1750

<1min

Played Down

So, you bought a deck of giant novelty playing cards. Big deal!... read more..

18 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

1751

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One-liner #1357

I have a twin brother - he's identical, but I am not.... read more..

18 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4545

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Visiting Friends

Hush-A-Bye Buddy (Modified from Rock-A-Bye Baby) Hush-A-Bye BuddyIn our guest roomIt's been three weeks now --Are you leaving us soon?We'll all miss your snoringAnd carrying on,But please--Won't you... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4427 - February 17, 2019

17 Feb

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

30

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4427 - February 17, 2019

Issue #4427 Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder thinks the world needs mor read more..

17 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1105

<1min

Cybersalt News - February 17, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder thinks the world needs more of his friend Tom. You can read "I Miss My Good Friend, Tom Foolery" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/i-miss-my-good-friend-to... read more..

16 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1756

4 min read

I Miss My Good Friend, Tom Foolery

This past week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were having a conversation. Of course, it was more like a monologue, but you know how that works. We were thinking back over the years of o... read more..

16 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4630

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Wedding Cake Verse

A couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked the bakery to inscribe the wedding cake with "1 John 4:18" which reads, "There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear." The baker... read more..