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Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday, September 28, 2016, was the 18th anniversary of the Cybersalt Site. Thanks for being a part of the fun! There is a new funny sign video on the Cybersalt Site to... read more..

The company I worked for had an employee suggestion competition, the entire staff was asked to submit entries that would save money for the firm. The winner was a man who suggested the company save p... read more..

I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs - sorry for ... read more..

Also, "Don't Drink and Paint Signs." ... read more..

One day there was a guy who was driving home from work when his jeep broke down. He looked down the road and saw a pink house and decided that he would see if he could stay there for the night. He wa... read more..

My friend has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.... read more..

"Ah, synonym rolls . . . just like grammar used to make them." read more..

"Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace. And your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of God's grace." Jerry Bridges, The Discipline of G read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! My last two sermons (the first two after my 29 week stretch of not preaching) are on the Westside Bible Church web site. You'll find "Elephant Killing Wisdom" at:www.westsi... read more..

"I keep shocking myself," said Tom, revolted. read more..

Bob Weber, past president of Kiwanis International, told this story. He had spoken to a club in a small town and was spending the night with a farmer on the outskirts of the community. He had just rel... read more..

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.... read more..

Recently, and by that I mean within the last month, my cell phone has been ringing out of my shirt pocket. It is rather frustrating because I rarely give my number to anybody. But there it goes, ringi... read more..

"The eyes of all look to you, LORD,  and you give them their food at the proper time. You open your hand and satisfy the desires of every living thing." Psalm 145:15-16 read more..

Many years ago before the days of cell phones and data, a friend, driving home from a fishing trip in northern Michigan with his boat in tow, had engine trouble a few miles inland from Lake Huron. He ... read more..

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.... read more..

A tiny sweet baby was born to a goober and his wife. They had always dreamed of having a child and naming her for the wife's beloved Aunt Rose. But the baby was so tiny and precious, Rose was too mu... read more..

Is it a cat or an elephant? You be the judge.  ... read more..

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit... read more..

"When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression." read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday and happy 70th birthday to my dad! Don't forget the change in the sending schedule of the Cybersalt Digest, which is only being sent out on Sundays and Chicken Thursdays&nbs... read more..

A boy with a pea shooter, ran out of ammunition, and discovering a box of laxative pills, tried one in his blow gun. To his great joy, it fit.  There was a boarding house near by, and every Wedn... read more..

Jesus' followers have not been called to a ministry of condemnation. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20160918.mp3{/audio} read more..

*Various organizational philosophies explained in "two cow" terms.* Socialism: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them read more..

One day this past week, I got up a little earlier than usual and to keep from waking up the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage I got my coffee and went to the back porch to enjoy a quiet early morning... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! I am announcing a change is the sending schedule of the Cybersalt Digest. It will only be sent out on Sundays and Chicken Thursdays.  This will allow me to devote time... read more..

Optimistic Optometrist: “They’ll see. They’ll ALL see.”... read more..

Nature, dogs, and many husbands abhor a vacuum. But, it seems that spinning tops love them. Check out today's FunBlog entry "Spinning Top in a Vacuum Chamber" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/spinning-top... read more..

"It is much easier to have sympathy with suffering than it is to have sympathy with thought." - Oscar Wilde read more..

Playing golf with his buddies, my grandfather had to make a slick 25-foot putt. As he lined it up, he announced, "I have a dollar bill that says I can make this putt. Does anyone want to bet?" His th... read more..