Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Yesterday, September 28, 2016, was the 18th anniversary of the Cybersalt Site. Thanks for being a part of the fun!
There is a new funny sign video on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Don't Drink Sign" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/don-t-drink-sign
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Corporate Listening
The company I worked for had an employee suggestion competition, the entire staff was asked to submit entries that would save money for the firm.
The winner was a man who suggested the company save paper by posting corporate memos on bulletin boards, instead of printing 200 individual copies for distribution.
He won a helium balloon with the company logo and one share of stock.
A memo announcing the winner went out to 200 people.
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1128
I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs - sorry for the convenience" sign.
- Mitch Hedberg, Comedy Central Presents
Today's Clean Pun
English Buns
"Ah, synonym rolls . . . just like grammar used to make them."
Today's Quote
Quote #1576
"Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace. And your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of God's grace."
Jerry Bridges, The Discipline of Grace
Today's Illustration
Common Sense
My friend has a lifesaving tool in her car.
It's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.
She keeps it in the trunk.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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