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Nature, dogs, and many husbands abhor a vacuum. But, it seems that spinning tops love them. Check out today's FunBlog entry "Spinning Top in a Vacuum Chamber" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/spinning-top-in-a-vacuum-chamber
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~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
On The Ball Mechanic
My dad, an auto mechanic, received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners."
Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a clunk. He then made a left turn and again heard a clunk.
Back at the shop, he opened the car's trunk, and soon discovered the problem.
Promptly he returned the repair order to the service manager with this notation:
"Remove bowling ball from trunk".
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1125
I know a lot about cars; I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
- Mitch Hedberg
Today's Clean Pun
"I Do" Suggestion
Position on Proposals: Getting down on one knee can be very engaging.
Today's Quote
Quote #1573
"It is much easier to have sympathy with suffering than it is to have sympathy with thought."
- Oscar Wilde
Today's Illustration
Abuse of the Courts
A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, "Are you seriously hurt?"
"How should I know?" the man answers, "I'm not a lawyer!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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