Cybersalt News
A lot of kids are calmed by farm animals - others not so much. You'll find "Horse Scare" (I know, it's not a horse) at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-horse-pictures/horse-scare
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Packing
I was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where my husband was stationed in the military.
As I checked in at the airport, the ticket agent asked me some standard security questions.
"Has anyone given you any packages that you didn't pack yourself?" he asked.
I told him that my mother-in-law had given me a parcel to take to her son.
He looked at me very carefully and asked:
"Does she like you?"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1124
You have the right to remain silent; anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Today's Clean Pun
Job Market Survey
Surveying the job market: Look for a plumb assignment hanging weights from a string.
Today's Quote
Quote #1572
"Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate."
- Barnett R. Brickner
Today's Illustration
Barber Job Description
He prunes the foliage on your head
And trims around the ear
So you will look respectable
Wherever you appear.
With special shears he thins your hair
Then washes it with soap
Or uses some restoring stuff
To give you added hope.
If you declare you want a shave
He lets your back repose
And puts hot towels on your face
(Except of course your nose).
His razor strokes are smooth and sure
And after he gets through
You wonder if the looking glass
Is telling lies to you.
They say he used to talk so much
It gave a guy a lift
But now he seldom says a word
Unless you ask for it.
- Unknown
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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