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Mothers of twins have their hands full. Sometimes their husbands only add to the chaos. You'll see why in "Twins' Doctor Apointment" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/twins-doctor-apointment
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~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Cry On for Crayons
The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books.
Willie came up to the teacher's desk and said, "Miss Francis, I ain't got no crayons."
"Willie," Miss Francis said, "you mean, "I don't have any crayons. You don't have any crayons. We don't have any crayons. They don't have any crayons. Do you see what I'm getting at?"
"Not really," Willie said. "What happened to all them crayons?"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1123
"I loathe people who keep dogs; they are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
- August Strindberg
Today's Clean Pun
Hard to Explain
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Today's Quote
Quote #1571
"The Lord is trustworthy in all he promises and faithful in all he does."
Psalm 145:13b
Today's Illustration
Sovereignty and Wisdom of God
A passenger jet was suffering through a severe thunderstorm.
As the passengers were being bounced around by the turbulence a young woman turned to a minister sitting next to her and with a nervous laugh asked,
"Reverend, you're a man of God. Can't you do something about this storm?"
To this he replied, "Lady, I'm in sales, not management."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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