March 2016 - Monthly Archive

31 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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4 min read

Acting a Fool Is a Full-Time Occupation

My paternal grandfather’s favorite holiday was April 1. He would spend months putting together some trick to fool either a family member or a friend. Both were assessable to his “tricks.” He could re... read more..

31 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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<1min

Not Your Grandpa's Yo-Yo Competition

This freestyle yo-yo performance is definitely not old school yo-yoing (rhymes with "going" - not "boing")! ... read more..

31 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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<1min

The Mystery Of Women

I know I'm never going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root . . . . and still be afraid of a spide... read more..

31 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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<1min

Innocence

In the maternity ward of a hospital, newborn girl baby looks over at newborn boy baby and asks, "Are you a girl baby or a boy baby?" The boy baby quickly chirps up, "I'm a boy baby!" "How can you te... read more..

31 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1464

"When you are going through something hard and wonder where God is, remember the teacher is always quiet during a test." - Anonymous read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4063 - March 31, 2016

31 Mar

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

23

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4063 - March 31, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! (Don't be surprised if you feel tired for this one, after all, you've just reached the end of a 31 day March.) There are two new pages on the Cybersalt Site read more..

31 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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<1min

Cybersalt News - March 31, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! (Don't be surprised if you feel tired for this one, after all, you've just reached the end of a 31 day March.) There are two new pages on the Cybersalt Site today. The firs... read more..

30 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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<1min

Quote #1463

"The glory of God is a human being made fully alive." - Iranaeus read more..

30 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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<1min

Freshman Bricks

While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand. "What are they doing?" I asked our tour... read more..

Why are you so afraid of subjective moral reasoning?

30 Mar

Videos

Pastor Tim

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<1min

Why are you so afraid of subjective moral reasoning?

Many in the world think that subjective morals are a great basis for life. This young man's question about the same is answered very kindly and wisely by Ravi Zacharias. ... read more..

30 Mar

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

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<1min

Dog No Leave Park

I'm no expert on body language, but I don't think this dog wants to leave the park. ... read more..

30 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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<1min

Bank Call

One of my jobs at a bank is to answer the phones and put callers through to the right person. When a customer called one day asking to speak with a bank representative, I said, "Of course, Sir. What ... read more..

30 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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<1min

Communication

In promulgating your esoteric cogitations, or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable, philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your co... read more..

30 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3209

<1min

Narcissist

Do people think you're a self-absorbed narcissist? You'd best take a long, hard look in the mirror.... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4062 - March 30, 2016

30 Mar

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

24

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4062 - March 30, 2016

Cybersalt News Today I feel as though I have robbed you all of a great laugh due to an unfortunate oversight on my part. A new video of Scott Sterling playing volleyball was released today and when read more..

30 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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<1min

Cybersalt News - March 30, 2016

Today I feel as though I have robbed you all of a great laugh due to an unfortunate oversight on my part. A new video of Scott Sterling playing volleyball was released today and when I went to link it... read more..

29 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3832

<1min

Scott Sterling - Volleyball Star

You might recognize Scott Sterling from his amazing soccer career. This video is evidence that he is also one of the best volleyball players in the history of the game! ... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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<1min

Duelling Judges

Tyler and Katz, two judges, were each arrested on speeding charges. When they arrived in court on the appointed day, no one was there, so instead of wasting time waiting around they decided to try eac... read more..

29 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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<1min

Advice

A young man is reported to have approached the renowned composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (one of the great musical prodigies of all time), and asked, "Herr Mozart, I have the ambition to write symphon... read more..

29 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1018

My exercise program consists of having a lot of stairs in my home and forgetting things.... read more..

29 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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<1min

One-liner #1017

One of the 'World's Strongest Man' events should be "Pulling apart two shopping carts that are stuck together."... read more..

29 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1016

Of all the possible utensils that could have been invented to eat rice with... how did 2 sticks win out!?... read more..

29 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1980

<1min

One-liner #1015

It is truly easier to forgive your enemies than figure out how to limit their access to your Facebook page.... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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<1min

Pawn Shops

Avoid pawn shops: you'll just get rooked.... read more..

29 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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<1min

One-liner #1014

Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always like to write: "Last warning, you have a week to get the rest of the money together."... read more..

29 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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<1min

Sorry, God

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital. On the operating table she had a near-death experience, and was face-to-face with God. "Is it my time?" she asked. God rep... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4061 - March 29, 2016

29 Mar

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

21

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4061 - March 29, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new entry in the FunBlog on the Cybersalt Site today. Have you ever heard of printed magnets? Check them out at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/printed-magnets Also, due to read more..

29 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - March 29, 2016

There is a new entry in the FunBlog on the Cybersalt Site today. Have you ever heard of printed magnets? Check them out at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/printed-magnets Also, due to an error betwee... read more..