Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday! (Don't be surprised if you feel tired for this one, after all, you've just reached the end of a 31 day March.)
There are two new pages on the Cybersalt Site today. The first one relies upon the somewhat subjective interpretation of the body language of a particular dog. You'll find "Dog No Leave Park" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-no-leave-park
The second new page, in the Inspirational Videos section, also has a subjective part to it in that it is focused on the question, "Why are you so afraid of subjective moral reasoning?" A young man asked this of Ravi Zacharias and his response is both kind and powerful. You'll find it at:
www.cybersalt.org/videos/why-are-you-so-afraid-of-subjective-moral-reasoning
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Bank Call
One of my jobs at a bank is to answer the phones and put callers through to the right person.
When a customer called one day asking to speak with a bank representative, I said, "Of course, Sir. What is it about exactly?"
Dryly, he replied, "It's about money."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1015
It is truly easier to forgive your enemies than figure out how to limit their access to your Facebook page.
Today's Clean Pun
Pawn Shops
Avoid pawn shops: you'll just get rooked.
Today's Quote
Quote #1463
"The glory of God is a human being made fully alive."
- Iranaeus
Today's Illustration
Communication
In promulgating your esoteric cogitations, or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable, philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communications possess a clarified conciseness, a compact comprehensibility, coalescent consistency, and a concatenated cogency. Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement and asinine affectations.
Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and veracious vivacity, without rhodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolixity, psittaceous vacuity, ventriloquial verbosity, and vaniloquent vapidity. Shun double-entendres, prurient jocosity, and pestiferous profanity, obscurant or apparent.
In other words, talk plainly, briefly, naturally, sensibly, truthfully, purely. Keep from slang; don't put on airs; say what you mean; mean what you say.
And DON'T USE BIG WORDS!
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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