Cybersalt News
Today I feel as though I have robbed you all of a great laugh due to an unfortunate oversight on my part. A new video of Scott Sterling playing volleyball was released today and when I went to link it to the video of him playing soccer I discovered that I apparently never put it on the Cybersalt site.
I've have corrected this by adding two new entries to the FunBlog today.
Please watch "Scott Sterling - Soccer Star" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/scott-sterling-soccer-star
And then, please watch "Scott Sterling - Volleyball Star" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/scott-sterling-volleyball-star
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Duelling Judges
Tyler and Katz, two judges, were each arrested on speeding charges. When they arrived in court on the appointed day, no one was there, so instead of wasting time waiting around they decided to try each other. Motioning Tyler to the stand, Katz said, "How do you plead?"
"Guilty."
"That'll be fifty dollars and a warning from the court."
Katz stepped down and the two judges shook hands and changed places. "How do you plead?" asked Tyler.
"Guilty."
Tyler reflected for a moment. "These reckless driving cases are becoming all too common of late," he pointed out. "In fact, this is the second such incident in the last quarter hour. That'll be two hundred dollars and ten days in jail."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1014
Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always like to write: "Last warning, you have a week to get the rest of the money together."
Today's Clean Pun
Pawn Shops
Avoid pawn shops: you'll just get rooked.
Today's Quote
Quote #1462
"A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a thousand moments of regret."
- Anonymous
Today's Illustration
Advice
A young man is reported to have approached the renowned composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (one of the great musical prodigies of all time), and asked, "Herr Mozart, I have the ambition to write symphonies and perhaps you can advise me how to get started."
Mozart said, "The best advice I can give you is to wait until you are older and more experienced, and try your hand at less ambitious pieces to begin with."
The young man looked astonished. "But, Herr Mozart, you yourself wrote symphonies when you were considerably younger than I."
"Ah," said Mozart, "but I did so without asking advice."
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