Cybersalt News
There is a new entry in the FunBlog on the Cybersalt Site today. Have you ever heard of printed magnets? Check them out at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/printed-magnets
Also, due to an error between my keyboard and my seat, some of you could not view the Funny Picture "Miles Logged" the other day. I've fixed the problem - you can now view it at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/miles-logged
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Read The Label
It was in the early 1960's and spray deodorant, new to the market, was being advertised on television about six times a day. I was still living at home with my parents saving money for college. One afternoon after a hard day of construction and before dinner I took a nice hot shower.
After drying off I spotted a new spray can on the bathroom shelf.
The label read "SafeGuard" and I was so surprised that my mom had bought some of that new deodorant so I sprayed a liberal amount under each arm.
When I entered the kitchen, where mom was fixing dinner, I thanked her for getting some new spray deodorant but also complained that it was pretty sticky and I didn't know if I really liked it yet.
Her response still rings in my ears - "I didn't buy any spray deodorant, but I did buy some of that new bandage spray, SafeGuard!"
After shaving my armpits, attempting to lift my arms, and enduring hours of laughter by my entire family, I realized that RightGuard and SafeGuard were not the same thing.
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1013
We all think we're pretty smart until we try to turn on someone else's shower.
Today's Clean Pun
Easily Robbed
Take it from me: I'm easily robbed.
Today's Quote
Quote #1461
Listen and silent are spelled with the same letters...
Today's Illustration
Thankfulness
A Christian farmer spent the day in the city.
In a restaurant for his meal, he sat near a group of young men. After he bowed his head to give thanks for his food, one of the young men thought he would embarrass the old gentleman.
"Hey, farmer, does everyone do that out where you live?"
The old man calmly replied, "No, son, the pigs don't!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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