Cybersalt News
Today's new entry in the FunBlog is an amazing freestyle yo-yo performance. Seriously, check out "Not your Grandpa's Yo-Yo Competition" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/not-your-grandpa-s-yo-yo-competition
Also, I haven't forgotten it's April Fools' day. I am simply unable to do any practical jokes until the court order is lifted and that can't happen until I pay off the final $237,000 in damages (thankfully that is in Canadian dollars.)
But, the judge didn't say I can't put things on my web sites about April Fools' day so I've added a devotional by Dr. James Snyder. You can read "Acting a Fool Is a Full-Time Occupation" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/acting-a-fool-is-a-full-time-occupation
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
The Mystery Of Women
I know I'm never going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root . . . .
and still be afraid of a spider.
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1016
Of all the possible utensils that could have been invented to eat rice with... how did 2 sticks win out!?
Today's Clean Pun
Narcissist
Do people think you're a self-absorbed narcissist?
You'd best take a long, hard look in the mirror.
Today's Quote
Quote #1464
"When you are going through something hard and wonder where God is, remember the teacher is always quiet during a test."
- Anonymous
Today's Illustration
Innocence
In the maternity ward of a hospital, newborn girl baby looks over at newborn boy baby and asks, "Are you a girl baby or a boy baby?"
The boy baby quickly chirps up, "I'm a boy baby!"
"How can you tell?" asks girl baby.
"Easy," says boy baby. And, with that, he threw off the blankets, hoisted up his itty-bitty nightshirt and proudly pointed downward. "See.....blue booties!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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