January 2015 - Monthly Archive

30 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 30, 2015

Happy birthday to Grandma Cybersalt! I'm not going to tell you how old she is, but I will say she isn't 12, 15, or 21 and that she's better than ever. I still can't believe I get to be her husba... read more..

30 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Hawk Attacks Drone

Are you bothered by the increased use of drones in city limits? No Problem - just get yourself a hawk! ... read more..

30 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1426

"We can’t expect the nation to operate by Christian principles… but we can expect this of the church." - Philip Yancey read more..

30 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Pullover Gift

My brother's a cop: Thought I'd buy him a pullover sweater for Christmas.... read more..

30 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0978

"If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side." – Stuart Turner read more..

30 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Time to Wave

From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain. "I've no idea. Every year when we... read more..

30 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Arrogance

I've long maintained that the distinction between "professionals" and "amateurs" is often very slight, often amounting to little more than that the former are paid and the latter are not. This is in n... read more..

30 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Movie Critic

I overheard two children discussing their selection in the video area of a store. One boy took Disney's CINDERELLA off the shelf, pointed to the drawing of the title character on the cover, and said,... read more..

28 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 28, 2015

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Secured Load" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/secured-load Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

28 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Secured Load

All loads should be secured. ... read more..

28 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Wearing an Ephod

If you see me wearing an ephod, I'm just doing it to be Aaronic.... read more..

28 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0977

Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin and muffins are healthy; You’re welcome.... read more..

28 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1425

"It’s easy to love and serve a sexy church. But to love and serve a struggling one, that’s another level of Christ-likeness."- Whitney Capps read more..

28 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Generation Gap

I've got 3 TVs, cable and a satellite dish. I have 3 phone lines in the house, a cell phone and one in the car. I use 2 computers, 3 ISPs and a fax. I subscribe to two daily papers and one weekly one... read more..

27 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Homework Policy

Here is an explanation of the school homework policy: Students should not spend more than 90 minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner: 15 minutes looking for assignm... read more..

27 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 27, 2015

There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Cat Snowman" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-snowman Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

27 Jan

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cat Snowman

That's when Snowball realized her owners were nuts. ... read more..

27 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Yogurt Aisle

The yogurt aisle is so confusing now: It's all Greek to me. read more..

27 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1424

Don't let success go to your head: Don't let failure go to your heart.... read more..

27 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0976

A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee.... read more..

27 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Buckle Up

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my ... read more..

27 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Investing, Long Term Planning

Approaching eighty-five years of age, Mrs. Lipkowitz finally decided it was time to give up her apartment in New York and move to Miami. She was given the name of a Florida realtor, who enthusiastical... read more..

27 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Burns and Benny

Jack Benny and George Burns became friends when both were young performers working their way up through the vaudeville circuit, and they remained friends until Benny died. One day, they were lunching ... read more..

27 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Words and Questions From the Wise

*Words and Questions From the "Wise"* I intend to live forever. So far, so good. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people read more..

25 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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The Rat Park

A message that looks at how all followers of Jesus have a place in the church and how nobody should keep other followers of Jesus from belonging. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150125.mp3{/audio}... read more..

25 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 25, 2015

Sunday greetings everyone. My message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church site. You can listen to "A Plan for Troubled Times" at:www.westsidefamily.org/messages/a-plan-for-... read more..

25 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Duelling Barbers

A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place. They put up a big bold sign which read: "WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!" Not to be out... read more..

24 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 24, 2015

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Time to Change Bakeries" at:www.cybersalt.org/a4hd I have also added new pages to some other sites that I have a role in. ... read more..