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There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Time to Change Bakeries" at:
www.cybersalt.org/a4h6
I have also added new pages to some other sites that I have a role in. Here are links to those as well - I think you'll enjoy them:
NFL 2015 Bad Lip Reading:
www.independentsportsnews.com/kddf9
Police Helicopter Tracks Down Laser Pen Guy:
wristbunkle.com/3q3
Erupción Volcánica
www.contentdrivestraffic.com/h6
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
   ÂToday's CleanLaugh
20 Like You
A factory owner said to a store owner, "Thank you, Mr. Smith, for your patronage. I wish I had twenty customers like you."
"Wow, it's nice to hear that, but I'm kind of surprised," admitted Smith. "You know that I argue every bill and always pay late."
The factory owner said, "I'd still like twenty customers like you. The problem is, I have two hundred."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #0975
The only way I'm going to drop ten pounds is if I go shopping in England.
Today's Clean Pun
Class Drop
I dropped out of communism class: lousy Marx.
Today's Quote
Quote #1423
"Secularism, materialism, and the intrusive presence of things have put out the light in our souls and turned us into a generation of zombies."
- A.W. Tozer
Today's Illustration
God's Power
A boy was helping his mother bring the clothes in off the line as a storm threatened.
As they brought in the last armload and closed the door, the boy waved his hand at the heavens and said, "Okay God! Let'er go!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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