September 2013 - Monthly Archive

30 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3042

Johnny Hollers

Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny (a future lawyer) hollers out, "Okay, everyone in the house, please be advised that I, little Johnny, have on this date made a complete foo... read more..

30 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1468

Cybersalt News - September 30, 2013

I am super excited to announce that after almost 3 months of development, the new Cybersalt Shaker YouTube channel is now featuring its first 4 episodes! I hope you will enjoy them and be blessed by t... read more..

30 Sep

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

2837

Today's Opportunity - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #004

A missed opportunity leads to a fruitless apple harvest and new reflections on 2 Corinthians 6:1+2. ... read more..

30 Sep

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

3385

Distracted Worshipers - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #003

A bump between a BMW and Chevy Impala is the impetus for this fresh look at Matthew 26:40+41. read more..

30 Sep

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

3148

Home's Distraction - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #002

A chimney top view of a mountain lookout provides the context for this consideration of Matthew 6:19-21. ... read more..

30 Sep

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

2235

Hasty Conclusions - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #001

Why is Pastor Tim sitting in his garden shed and what does it have to do with Proverbs 25:8? Watch this first episode of the Cybersalt Shaker to find out! ... read more..

30 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3688

Ticketing Mom?

Thanks to Kathy Edwards for submitting this true story. She wrote, "Pastor Tim, This really happen to me when I was in the police academy.... One day the instructor asked us a very simple quest... read more..

29 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1083

Evidence of Faith - Part 3

A look at yet more inspiring examples of ordinary people who demonstrated their faith in God by how they lived - even when God allowed suffering and persecution in their lives. Listen Online:... read more..

28 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1374

Cybersalt Turns 15!

Cybersalt turns 15 today! As the ancient Babylonians used to say on important occasions, WAHOO! Thank you, thank you, thank you to each and every one of you who have been a part of the las... read more..

27 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2903

Peanut Visit

A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few" he asks. "No, not at all" the w... read more..

27 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Jesus Loves Me For Seniors

Jesus loves me, this I knowThough my hair is white as snowThough my sight is growing dimStill He bids me trust in him.(CHORUS 1): YES, JESUS LOVES ME YES, JESUS LOVES MEYES. JESUS LOVES ME THE BIBLE ... read more..

27 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1379

"Content makes poor men rich; discontent makes rich men poor."- Benjamin Franklin read more..

27 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3913

Autocorrect

My phone auto-corrects "killed" to "kilt." Well plaid, phone. Well plaid. ... read more..

27 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1868

One-liner #0931

"Jet lag is nature's way of making sure you look like your passport photo." read more..

27 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3896

Supermarket Saavy

One day my brother-in-law noticed an elderly lady slowly pushing a cart through the supermarket parking lot. Ever courteous, he insisted on taking it over for her. The woman struggled alongside, doi... read more..

26 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - September 26, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and shortened urls to reduce clutter! There are only three more days to get your extra entries in Cybersalt's 15th Anniversary Giveaway! The winners will be picked o... read more..

26 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3121

Why Men Are Not Secretaries

Why Men Are Not Secretaries: Husband's note on refrigerator to wife: "Someone from the Guyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst Beer is normal. I didn't know you liked beer."... read more..

26 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1967

Compromise and Adjustment

Jane had developed a system for labeling homemade freezer meals. She would carefully note in large clear letters, "Meatloaf," "Pot Roast," "Steak and Vegetables," "Chicken and Dumplings," or "Beef Pot... read more..

26 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1459

Quote #1378

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words." read more..

26 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3301

Bad Omen

Bad Omen! That's a bad Omen! (Never adopt a dog named Omen.)... read more..

26 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1911

One-liner #0930

I would like to join whatever weight loss program my wallet is on because its working wonders. read more..

26 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3815

Toy Disclaimers

Honest Toy Disclaimers * No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product. * Warning: This fad will disappear in 6 weeks. * Caution: Care Bears do not actually care very much. * Warn... read more..

Thinking about Kids and Gender Stereotypes…

25 Sep

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

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Thinking about Kids and Gender Stereotypes…

Over the last week I really enjoyed two separate blog posts that relate to raising boys who don’t fit 100% in the box of what our culture expects from boys. Although really, does anyone fit 100%... read more..

Tour De Victoria Passes By Cybersalt World Headquarters

22 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

2074

Tour De Victoria Passes By Cybersalt World Headquarters

After mistakenly getting up yesterday morning to film today's race, we really enjoyed watching the 2013 Ryder Hesjedal's Tour De Victoria pass in front of Cybersalt World Headquarters this morning. Co... read more..

22 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1068

Evidence of Faith - Part 2

A look at more inspiring examples of ordinary people who demonstrated their faith in God by how they lived. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20130922.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast... read more..

20 Sep

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

3743

Hooked – Prostitution Documentary

I have shared in the past some of my thoughts on prostitution, but it is a difficult topic because the sex trade comes tangled with so many issues. A friend shared this documentary on facebook, and I ... read more..