Issue #3967 - Cybersalt's 15th Anniversary!

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Cybersalt Turns 15!

Cybersalt turns 15 today! As the ancient Babylonians used to say on important occasions, WAHOO! 

Thank you, thank you, thank you to each and every one of you who have been a part of the last 15 years.  I can't fully express the ways that you all have been a blessing in my life (partly due to restraining orders in 6 different countries, but I digress) through Cybersalt.

Now, lest you worry this milestone may go to my head, I was surprised to learn that Google turned 15 yesterday.  Our parallel success reminds me that I'm not the only one in the world rocking the internet!  I wish Google nothing but success as they try to surpass me.

Later today I will be randomly picking the three winners of the 15th Anniversary Giveaway.  I'll be announcing the winning Cybersaltines on Monday.

BTW, do you know what the very first joke was that was sent out that September 28, 1996? You can read it at:
www.cybersalt.org/6y4

Again, from the bottom of my heart, thank you everyone.

- Pastor Tim


Here is today's CleanLaugh

Supermarket Saavy

picture of shopping cartOne day my brother-in-law noticed an elderly lady slowly pushing a cart through the supermarket parking lot.

Ever courteous, he insisted on taking it over for her.

The woman struggled alongside, doing her best to keep up.

At the entrance, he said, "Here you go, Ma'am," and gave her the cart.

Catching her breath, she said, "Thank you, but I was using it to lean on."

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0931

passport"Jet lag is nature's way of making sure you look like your passport photo."



Here is today's CleanPun

Autocorrect

cellphone-iPhoneMy phone auto-corrects "killed" to "kilt."

Well plaid, phone. Well plaid.


Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1379

benjamin franklin"Content makes poor men rich; discontent makes rich men poor."
- Benjamin Franklin


Here is today's Illustration

Jesus Loves Me For Seniors

picture of old manJesus loves me, this I know
Though my hair is white as snow
Though my sight is growing dim
Still He bids me trust in him.(CHORUS 1):

YES, JESUS LOVES ME YES, JESUS LOVES ME
YES. JESUS LOVES ME THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO.

Though my steps are oh, so slow.
With my hand in his I'll go
On through life, let come what may
He'll be there too lead the way.

(CHORUS 1)

Though I am no longer young,
I have much which he's begun
Let me serve Christ with a smile.
Go with other's the extra mile.

(CHORUS 1)

When the nights are dark and long,
In my heart he puts a song,
Telling me in words so clear,
"Have not fear, for I am near."

(CHORUS 1)

When my work on earth is done,
And life's vic'tries have been won
He will take me home above,
Then I'll understand his love.

(CHORUS 1)

I love Jesus, does he know?
Have I ever told Him so?
Jesus loves to hear me say
That I love him every day.

(CHORUS 2):

Yes, I love Jesus,
Yes, I love Jesus,
Yes, I love Jesus
I tell Him when I pray.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


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