Cybersalt News

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and shortened urls to reduce clutter!

There are only three more days to get your extra entries in Cybersalt's 15th Anniversary Giveaway!  The winners will be picked on the evening of the 28th and announced on the 30th.  For more details on the contest go to:
www.cybersalt.org/3a

I am happy to report that I have completed three of four pilot episodes for the new Cybersalt Shaker YouTube Channel - subscribe today!
www.youtube.com/cybersaltshaker

Did you know that Cybersalt World Headquarters is on the route of the Ryder Hesjedal's Tour De Victoria?  I got up early on Sunday to film the race going by.  You can watch that video at:
www.cybersalt.org/kd

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

Honest Toy Disclaimers

* No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product.

* Warning: This fad will disappear in 6 weeks.

* Caution: Care Bears do not actually care very much.

* Warning: This toy produces substantially less childish glee in real life than it does in the TV commercial.

* Do not purchase this toy at all. Put it back on the shelf! NOW!! Just walk away, timid little man.

* Do not stare at product. Hey! You're doing it now! Cut that out!!

* In case of breakage, scream until dad buys a replacement.

* Not to be taken internally, literally or seriously.

* Use as an actual terrorist device not recommended.

* Do not attempt to combine your Ultra Mega Warrior with your cat to make Ultra Mega Cat Warrior.

* NOTE: The makers of "Queen Amidala's Naboo Dream Palace" assume no responsibility for the quality of the movie which spawned it.

* Some assimilation required. Resistance is futile.

I would like to join whatever weight loss program my wallet is on because its working wonders.

Bad Omen! That's a bad Omen! (Never adopt a dog named Omen.)

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words." 

Jane had developed a system for labeling homemade freezer meals. She would carefully note in large clear letters, "Meatloaf," "Pot Roast," "Steak and Vegetables," "Chicken and Dumplings," or "Beef Pot Pie."

However, whenever she asked her husband what he wanted for dinner he never asked for any of those meals so she decided to stock the freezer with what he really asked for.

In Jane's freezer now you'll see a whole new set of labels. You'll find dinners with neat little tags that say: "Whatever," "Anything," "I Don't Know," "I Don't Care," "Something Good," or "Food.