Cybersalt News

Cybersalt is excited to announce that September 28, 2013 is the 15th anniversary of the Cybersalt Site! To celebrate we're giving away 3 prizes ($75, $50, and $25) to randomly drawn people who have subscribed to, plussed, or liked Cybersalt newsletters or pages.  Watch this video (youtu.be/0w0uY_n9P4s) for more details or continue reading below!

Each of you can be entered 6 times by subscribing to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter, The PearlyGates Newsletter (featuring clean, theologically incorrect jokes), by liking the Cybersalt FaceBook fan page, by liking the Cybersalt Shaker Youtube Channel Facebook fan page, by plussing the Cybersalt Google+ page, and/or by plussing the Cybersalt Shaker YouTube Channel Google+ page.  The links for each of these are below.

I hope you will enter for this giveaway.  Thanks for being a part of Cybersalt!

- Pastor Tim

Here are the pages you can increase your entries on.

Subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest
www.cybersalt.org/subscribe 

Subscribe to the PearlyGates Newsletter
(Features clean, theologically incorrect jokes)
www.cybersalt.org/subscribe 

Cybersalt Site Facebook Page
www.facebook.com/cybersaltsite 

The Cybersalt Shaker Channel Facebook Page
www.facebook.com/pages/Cybersalt-Shaker-Channel/337267109744142 

Cybersalt Site Google+ Page
plus.google.com/101021851393364126821/posts 

The Cybersalt Shaker Channel Google+ Page
plus.google.com/111085750009566466797/posts 

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One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man casually dressed in jeans and a golf shirt got on with her.

Thinking of her responsibilities, she scolded, "Dressed a little casually today, aren't we?"

The man replied, "That's one benefit of owning the company...."

"Men say that women should come with instructions, but have you ever seen a man read instructions?"

Does this Greek sweatshirt make me look frat?

"You know your growing in grace when people notice that you've stopped correcting there mistakes."

Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,

While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.

Sincerely,

the Opportunist.