Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
I do not drink alcohol - not because it is bad, but because so many bad things happen when people drink alcohol - case in point, the newest funny picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll find "Mayan Calendar Break" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/mayan-calendar-break
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Today I am eating a big old humble sandwich with MAYAN-aise on it. It turns out that all this time I have been using a picture of the Aztec calendar when referring to the Mayan calendar. I want to thank list members Jo Branson and Walter "I'm not on Facebook" McLauren for being so kind and gentle about pointing this fact out. Other people get pretty upset about such mistakes. To them I say, "Chill out - it's not the end of the world!"
BTW, what's the difference between the Mayan and Aztec Calendars? You can see for yourself at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/mayan-calendar-correction
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I can't believe the end is coming on Friday - the end of Mayan calendar jokes that is! Yes, there's a new funny doomsday picture on the Cybersalt today. You'll find "Oreo OK!" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/oreo-ok
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We interrupt this Christmas season for a word about the end of the world, Mayan style!
As you undoubtedly have heard by now, the Mayan calendar runs out this Friday, December 21, 2012. It's the kind of thing that happens when your society is wiped out in the late 17th century and you aren't around to make a follow-up calendar. Now, some bright lights who don't understand the effect an extinct culture can have on its booming calendar industry figure this means the world is going to end on Friday. That's like me thinking the world is going to end on December 31st because I haven't got a calendar for 2013 yet - though I suspect the one on my iPhone is going to automatically roll over.
Anyway, I do believe that this Friday is going to be a doomsday of sorts - for Mayan calendar jokes. They will quickly pass from the culture and go where all jokes based on failed doomsday scenarios go - the Cybersalt Doomsday Joke Collection.
Why not take a stroll down Doomsday Memory Lane at:
www.cybersalt.org/doomsday-jokes?Itemid=101160
While you are strolling, don't forget to check out this week's Mayan Calender Weather Forecast at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/mayan-weather-forecast
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Sunday greetings everybody. Here's what's new on the Cybersalt site today.
My Christmas message from last week is uploaded to the Westside Bible Church website. You can listen to "Peace - Get It!" at:
www.westsidefamily.org/christmas-sermons/peace-get-it
Yesterday, I watched a wonderful video of a politician who is Sikh making an appeal that political correctness not dilute the true meaning of Christmas. You can read what I blogged about that video (and watch the video) at:
www.cybersalt.org/cybersalt-shaker/merry-christmas-back-to-you-nina-grewal
Finally, there is a new commentary from Rev. James Snyder on the site today. My plan is to refer to the Mayan Calendar thing tomorrow, but he has done it today at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/so-this-is-how-the-world-ends
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There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "For Lease Graffiti" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/for-lease-graffiti
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There is a new funny Christmas picture on the Cybersalt site today. It's actually a picture I took of something I found at a mall yesterday. You'll find "Bacon Canes" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/bacon-canes
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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Did you miss yesterday being 12-12-12? If you did, cheer up because two years from now will be 12-13-14. After that you'll have to find some other purpose to live.
On 12-12-12, not much happened around Cybersalt World Headquarters - unless you count the strange call I got from someone wanting to buy my "geese". I wrote about that in my blog at:
www.cybersalt.org/cybersalt-shaker/geese-for-sale
There is a new Funny Christmas Picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Santa's Mouth" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/santa-s-mouth
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