Quotes
Our collection of inspiring quotes.
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"As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice that when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells 'THEIRS'?"
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"Whatever you do, when you stop by the auto-wrecking yard, don't park your small car in a spot marked 'Compact.'"
(Lil Owens)
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"It is now possible to protest in front of the White House by hiring a stand in. I am not making this up. You email this company on what issue you are mad about and they provide you with a sign and your own personalized protester to stand in front of the
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"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
- Ambrose Bierce
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"If wrinkles must be written upon our brow, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old."
-- James A. Garfield
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"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
- Douglas Adams