Quotes
Our collection of inspiring quotes.
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"You're too good for him."
- Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA. "No wonder you always go home alone."
- Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.
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"The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown."
- Carl Sagan
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"The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes before the lesson."
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"Trial by jury is the palladium of our liberties. I do not know what a palladium is, but I am sure it is a good thing!"
- Mark Twain
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"A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children."
- Dave Barry
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"[Arnold Schwarzenegger and I] both married above ourselves, we both have trouble with the English language, we both have big biceps -- well, two out of three aren't bad."
- George W. Bush
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"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it."
- Bernard Bailey
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"I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman."
- Bruce Baum