Quotes

Our collection of inspiring quotes.

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"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." - Sam Levenson

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"I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in." - Mick Miller

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"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows." - Erma Bombeck

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"Kind words cost you nothing, yet their worth is priceless!"

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"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint." - Erma Bombeck

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"Money is like manure, it's no good unless you spread it around."

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"Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and it annoys the pig."

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"The reason you are stronger when you are younger is that you need to be. Mostly because you are more stupid." - Henry Miller
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