Quotes

"Humor is the ability to see three sides of the coin."

"As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them." - James Dent

"A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken." - James Dent

"Excuses are the nails used to build a house of failure."

"Cellphones ringing in public places are the cigarette smoke of this decade."