When my wife quit work to take care of our new baby daughter, countless hours of peek-a-boo and other games slowly took their toll.
One evening she smacked her bare toes on the corner of a dresser and, grabbing her foot, sank to the floor. I rushed to her side and asked where it hurt.
She looked at me through tear-filled eyes and managed to moan, "It's the piggy that ate roast beef."
Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be to look forward to?
“To speak gratitude is courteous and pleasant, to enact gratitude is generous and noble, but to live gratitude is to touch Heaven.”
A woman told a marriage counselor that her husband's complaint that he leads a dog's life is probably well founded.
"Tools are tools, but work is wisdom."