Many of us take better care of our cars then we do our mothers and yet we only expect our cars to last 5 or 6 years but we expect our mothers to last for a lifetime. Maybe we need a maintenance manual for mothers so we would know how to take care of them at least as well as we do our automobiles. Here are some items that might be included in such a manual.
Engine: A mother's engine is one of the most dependable kinds you can find. She can reach top speed from a prone position at a single cry from a sleeping child. But regular breaks are needed to keep up that peak performance.
Couples who have lived together a long time have their own way of communicating.
"Calling bigotry an opinion is like calling arsenic a flavor."
One man was downing drinks faster than usual when the man on the barstool next to him said, "What's wrong?"
"Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for."