I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
The only One qualified to ever throw a stone ... didn't.
Seen on a sign outside the Clinton Correctional Facility, a maximum security prison in Dannemora, New York:
“Never take criticism from someone you wouldn’t take advice from.”
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?"