Inspiration

If Only Life Were More Like a Computer

Think of it. . .

If you messed up a relationship, you could just press "CTRL, ALT, DELETE" and start all over!

To get your daily exercise, you'd simply click on "RUN"!

To get a little break from life, you'd click on "SUSPEND"; then, when you were ready, you'd press "any key" to get back on the merry-go-round.

To scare away moles, you'd turn up the sound blaster.

To add/remove someone in your life, you'd click "SETTINGS" and CONTROL PANEL.

To improve your appearance, you could just adjust the DISPLAY settings.

If life got too noisy, you'd turn off the speakers.

If you lost your car keys, you'd click on "FIND."

"HELP" with the chores would be just a single click away.

You'd never need car insurance you'd use your handy diskette to recover from a crash.

And all you'd need to do to get a pizza would be to click on "SEND NOW"!

"When we come across suffering in which there is no deliverance and no illumination, the only thing to do is to be reverent with what we do not understand."

- Oswald Chambers, Baffled to Fight Better

"Worship is not a twenty minute period during a church service; it's a lifestyle."

- Unknown

My poor wife was sick in bed with the flu. Being a dutiful husband, I offered to fix her some of her favorite herbal tea. I couldn't find the tea though and went back upstairs to ask where it was.

She said, "I don't know how it could be any easier to see. It's in the pantry, third shelf down, in a cocoa tin marked 'matches'.