While I was walking on our street the other day, I saw my neighbor outside.
He informed me that the following week they were going to have their 40th wedding anniversary. However, he added, "But, I HAVE to go back to work."
Knowing there's a pandemic right now, I said, "You HAVE to?"
He said, "Yes, our marriage is contingent upon me being out of the house 50 hours a week."
- Arla Albers

The coach's wife yells to her husband, "It's Sports Illustrated on the phone."
In his book Dare to Believe, Dan Baumann illustrates the unique experience of knowing that something is ours, yet longing to enjoy it more fully. He explained that at Christmas time he would always do a lot of snooping, trying to find the gift-wrapped presents and figure out what was in them.