Can a Vicar ever win?If he visit’s his flock he’s nosey.
If he doesn’t - he’s lazy or a snob.
If he preaches longer than 10 minutes it’s too long.
If he doesn’t - he can’t be bothered to prepare for services.
If he runs a car he’s worldly.
If he doesn’t he’s always late for appointments.
"When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around."
- Willie Nelson
You know you are living in the 21st century when ...
. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He e-mails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.
Billy Brown decided it was time to buy a new house, so he decided to sell his old house and put the matter in a real estate agent's hands.
The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading.
After Bill read it, he turned to the agent and asked, "Does my house have everything your ad says it does?"
The agent said, "It certainly does. Why do you ask?"
Bill replied, "Cancel the sale. It's exactly what I'm looking for."
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A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.
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"Joy is the simplest form of gratitude."