As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"
One man stepped forward, "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray."
"Good," said the captain. "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short."
"Not how long, but how well you have lived is the main thing."
The minister advised Uncle Howard to give some thought to the "hereafter." Uncle Howard told him that the hereafter was hardly ever out of his mind.
"The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost."
Teddy Bears make the best friends because . . . .