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A bounce is a system message that is returned with information about why an e-mail could not be delivered.

Bounces matching the following rules result in the bouncing e-mail address being deleted from our system.

  • Rule #5 - Any one of a number of servers returns a string containing "mailbox unavailable" (see http://www.pobox.com/bounce-common.mhtml)
  • Rule #8 - Any one of a number of servers returns a string containing "no such user"
  • Rule #13 - A Yahoo.com server returns a string containing "This user doesn't have a sbcglobal.net account"
  • Rule #41 - Any one of a number of servers returns a string containing "no mailbox here by that name"
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  • Rule #42 - A Yahoo.com server returns a string containing "Doesn't have a yahoo.*"
  • Rule #45 - A Yahoo.com server returns a string containing "User unknown in virtual alias table"
  • Rule #47 - Any one of a number of servers returns a string containing "user unknown" (see http://www.pobox.com/bounce-common.mhtml)  
  • Rule #49 - A Yahoo.com server returns a string containing "This account has been disabled or discontinued"
  • Rule #55 - An sbcglobal.net or pacbell.net server returns a string containing "Adressee Unknown"
  • Rule #61 - Any one of a number of servers returns string containing "Invalid recipient" 
  • Rule #74 - Any one of a number of servers returns a string containing "no mailbox here by that name"
  • Rule #76 - A juno.com or netzero.com server returns a string containing "Account Inactive"
  • Rule #77 - Any one of a number of servers returns string containing "Inactive User"
  • Rule #78 - Any one of a number of servers returns a string containing "501 #5.1.1 bad address" 
  • Rule #104 - Any one of a number of servers returns a string containing "Bad destination mailbox address" 
  • Rule #119 - Any one of a number of servers returns a string containing "recipient no longer on server"  
  • Rule #165 - A Yahoo.ca server returns a string containing "Doesn't have a yahoo.ca account."
  • Rule #167 - Any one of a number of servers returns a string containing "unknown .* user" "
  • Rule #168 - A Yahoo.co.uk server returns a string containing "This user doesn't have a yahoo.co.uk account"
  • Rule #169 - A wacad.edu server returns a string containing "Rule #168 - A Yahoo.co.uk server returns a string containing "Not a wacad user"
  • Rule #191 - Any one of a number of servers returns a string containing "551 not our customer"
  • Rule #193 - Any one of a number of servers returns a string containing "No account by that name here"
  • Rule #195 - A btinternet.com server returns a string containing "This user doesn't have a btinternet.com account"
  • Rule #198 - Any server returns a string containing "The specified user does not exist on our system"
  • Rule #199 - Any server returns a string containing "no such mailbox"
  • Rule #200 - Any server returns a string containing "no valid recipients"
  • Rule #201 - Any server returns a string containing "that user does not exist here"
  • Rule #202 - Any server returns a string containing "Recipient Rejected: Account Suspended"
  • Rule #203 - Any server returns a string containing "Unknown address error 550-'5.1.1 unknown or illegal alias"
  • Rule #204 - Any server returns a string containing "recipient account suspended"
  • Rule #205 - Any server returns a string containing "550 account expired"
  • Rule #208 - A rediffmail.com server returns a string containing "rediffmail.com .* your envelope sender is in my badmailfrom list"
  • Rule #209 - Any server returns a string containing "mail to that recipient is not accepted on this system"
  • Rule #210 - Any server returns a string containing "user does not exist"
  • Rule #211 - Any server returns a string containing "550 Administrative prohibition - unable to validate recipient"
  • Rule #212 - Any server returns a string containing "User .* not listed in Domino"
  • Rule #213 - Any server returns a string containing "550 .* recipient rejected"

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Here's a tough truck contest with a twist to it - an art element.  It's interesting to see the Chinese approach to the obstacles in this race.  I've been around a few monster trucks at our local speedway and done my fare share of picking up and sweeping up parts from the cars they've crushed. More power!

Yet, I have to admit the obstacle course part of this competition looks like it would be fun to watch and try. Not all of the challenges might work for a monster truck because to build the objects to the right proportion might be impractical, but they look about the right size for me to put my 1985 Chrysler New Yorker through it's paces.

 

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A Goober gets on a bus and asks the driver how long the trip is between Limerick and Cork.

"About two hours," says the conductor.

"OK," said the man...  "then how long is the trip between Cork and Limerick?"

The irate driver says to the man "It's still about two hours.  Why would you think there'd be a difference?"

"Well," said the man, "It's only a week between Christmas and New Year, but it's a long time between New Year and Christmas!"
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If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!

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This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.

 

 

 

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This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.

 

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