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One of the things I admire most about mankind is our ability to come up with creative ways to die while having an adrenalin rush.

Take me for example.  Though I did not die doing it, I did try to drive up a real snowy hill today just to see if my car would make it.  When it started to slide down backwards I remembered the sinking feeling I had during the last snow storm when I ripped the mirror off of the passenger side door trying to do the same thing on my friend's steep driveway.  

But like I said, I didn't die trying.  I mean, it's not like I strapped wings and 4 jet engines to my arms and jumped out of an airplane.  OK, that guy didn't die either, but I think that is more likely to get him before snowy hills do me.

Well, if you liked the jet powered bicycle, I think you will enjoy Jet Man.


 

A research team proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified.

One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; subsequently the second member of the team performed a self-rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

In simple English what does this translate to??

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.

When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer.

Never tell your Mom her diet's not working.

Stay away from prunes.

Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to.

Never let your three-year-old brother in the same room as your school assignment.

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.

Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone.

The largest fish I ever caught was a 36 pound Chinook Salmon.  I can't say it was a lot of work because not having caught a lot of fish that size, I figured that was just the normal effort required for fishing.

I suppose that some of the ease with which I fished was due to the fact that I was with my brother-in-law and it was his boat, down riggers, poles, and bait.  It was a great day and is a great memory to have.  It couldn't have been easier - even if I was with fishing guide Bob Izumi. OK, I suppose the fish could have just jumped right into the boat.

Like that would happen!

 

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Summer vacation was almost about to start and the teacher asked little Sammy about a family trip she vaguely knew he would be going on.

"We are going to visit my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota."

The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?"

Sammy said, "Actually, we are going to Ohio."
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
 

  

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The Best Kept Secret Ever!

July 06, 2015 Entertainment Pastor Tim
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.

 

 

 

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This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.

 

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