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The 3 stages of man:

He believes in Santa Claus.

He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.

He is Santa Claus.

but don't forget the 4th stage....

He LOOKS like Santa Claus.

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the goober lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"

The woman replied, "Oh officer, I'm so glad you're here! I almost had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"

Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."

Here is the list member's response - which is today's CleanLaugh.

First the explanation behind it. A list member, who recently asked for instructions on how to manage her Cybersalt list subscriptions recently sent me this very humorous response to the length of the instructions I sent here. Please understand that due to the size of some of my lists, I just don't have time to personally manage everyone's e-mail changes. For the most part, the detailed instructions I send out to help people change their subscriptions themselves are very effective. You just have to read them which I know isn't why some people get e-mail (oddly enough).

Here is the note she sent me:

Pastor Tim:

Do you realize what it is like to be 62 years old & computer challenged & get a message like this one??????

By the time I read all this, I could have gone on to meet the Lord, you realize that don't you????????

LOL........I mean I am in the checkout lane now, dear boy.........I laughed & laughed reading all this.

I know you didn't mean it to be funny but to me it was.........Talk about Bill Gates not making anything easy for us? Did you teach him? Are you his pastor?

I don't need a Clean Laugh of the Day for today, this message was it!!!!!!
ROFLOL........

From (Name Protected) in Kansas

Calling For Technical Support (sound familiar?)
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Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring.... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring...Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring...Ring...

Automated Answer:

"Thank you for calling Technical Support.

"All of our technicians are currently busy helping people even less competent than you, so please hold for the next available technician."

"The waiting time is now estimated at between 15 minutes and eternity. In order to expedite your call, please punch your 63-digit alpha-numeric product identification number onto your telephone touch pad, followed by your product serial number, which can be found in a secret compartment inside your computer where, for security purposes, it is printed in the smallest typeface known to mankind."

"Do that now."